the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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