They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
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we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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