No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
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masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
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He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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