I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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