How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
What drink are we having for lunch?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I AM VODKA MAN
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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