He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
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I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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