Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
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Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
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This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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