.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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