how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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