Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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