Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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