My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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