and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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