All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
