if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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