It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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