I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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