Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
he puts the penis in happiness.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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