Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
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His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
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Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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