Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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