Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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I need you to use more vowels.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
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