I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Can Purell be used as lube?
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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