i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
