You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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