Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
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If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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