Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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