i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
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The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
There are leaves in my underwear?
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