This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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