called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
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I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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