he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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