I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
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Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
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That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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