If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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