Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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