Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
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After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
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BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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