Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
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i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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