my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
This is my gift to your gina
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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