this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
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had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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