Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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