Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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