I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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