I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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