so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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