All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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