Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
one two three fourrrrnication!
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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