Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
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i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
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just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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