Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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