Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
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Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
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Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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