It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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