She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Your dad touched me again.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
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We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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