Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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