I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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