just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
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I want you more than these girls want KFC
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
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And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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