Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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