Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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