He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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