i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
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And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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