I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
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new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
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Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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